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rolandlytle
1 day ago
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Yes.
When I was a young lad new in the Navy, I was drinking with friends in Orlando, Florida. We went to a placed called Nickles Alley. On Friday nights they served small cups of beer for five cents and at midnight the prices went back to normal for the start of a wet t-shirt contest. At 2am, I went outside and laid down in a friends back seat to grab a few winks. At 5:30am Monday morning I woke up in my bed in the barracks. I have no idea what happened that weekend except I had spent all my money (about $250) and had a bus ticket from Miami back to Orlando. I also had a hickey on my neck the size of a golf ball.

Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex (on purpose)? Playing as kids doesn't count. Must have been 13 years old at least.
Jeans. I don't have the legs for a skirt, but I would mind a kilt. (check with Kitty, a real Scotsman goes commando)

whiskey or vodka?
'Proud Mary' in my head - Creedence Clearwater Revival

I can't help it. I'm in that song. Really.

Big wheel, keep on turning
Proud Mary, keep on burning
Roland, Roland, Roland on the river
black cherry

A realistic story with a sad ending or a fairy tale where everyone lives happily ever after?
I'm so good at this game, I even beat myself.
I get a double victory!!!!!!!!

mischievous - definition - able or tending to cause annoyance, trouble, or minor injury

Why does a word that means harmful sound like a woman.
Ordinary People



"A little advice about feelings kiddo; don't expect it always to tickle."
Because is is such a good friend, I give him my complete collection of autographed sand fleas, but he has to get his own magnifying glass.
I pick happiness, but give me a few years and I might change my mind.

snow covered mountain or sunny beach?
Klondike Kat (from the 'Underdog' and 'Tennessee Tuxedo' cartoon series)



Klondike Kat was great fun. He was always chasing a French-Canadian mouse who constantly steals food and is as 'Savoir-Faire'.
"Savoir-Faire is everywhere!"
Why do you ask? Is something wrong with gravity where you are? I think everything is about normal weight here, not heavy or light.

If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
I hope you enjoyed playing with the new puppy, cause it gave me the chance to sneak by and win.

I love them both, but a great apple is a little better than a great orange to me.

Coke or Pepsi?
You and your Kitten can play all you want. (I'm sure you don't mind that)
I'll just be back here watch.

Meeoow
"Brains" We be zombiefied!



Don't come back here unless you want to join me for dinner.
Horse



The horse is the one in the middle.
The other two are ass... isting him.
I'm sorry to tell you lion, but I'm back here.
Your not at the end, I am.