Yes.
When I was a young lad new in the Navy, I was drinking with friends in Orlando, Florida. We went to a placed called Nickles Alley. On Friday nights they served small cups of beer for five cents and at midnight the prices went back to normal for the start of a wet t-shirt contest. At 2am, I went outside and laid down in a friends back seat to grab a few winks. At 5:30am Monday morning I woke up in my bed in the barracks. I have no idea what happened that weekend except I had spent all my money (about $250) and had a bus ticket from Miami back to Orlando. I also had a hickey on my neck the size of a golf ball.
Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex (on purpose)? Playing as kids doesn't count. Must have been 13 years old at least.
Jeans. I don't have the legs for a skirt, but I would mind a kilt. (check with Kitty, a real Scotsman goes commando)
whiskey or vodka?
'Proud Mary' in my head - Creedence Clearwater Revival
I can't help it. I'm in that song. Really.
Big wheel, keep on turning
Proud Mary, keep on burning
Roland, Roland, Roland on the river
Quickly night flies with friends.
black cherry
A realistic story with a sad ending or a fairy tale where everyone lives happily ever after?
mischievous - definition - able or tending to cause annoyance, trouble, or minor injury
Why does a word that means harmful sound like a woman.
Because is is such a good friend, I give him my complete collection of autographed sand fleas, but he has to get his own magnifying glass.
I pick happiness, but give me a few years and I might change my mind.
snow covered mountain or sunny beach?
Why do you ask? Is something wrong with gravity where you are? I think everything is about normal weight here, not heavy or light.
If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
This is a man's game and to prove it I win.
I love them both, but a great apple is a little better than a great orange to me.
Coke or Pepsi?
You and your Kitten can play all you want. (I'm sure you don't mind that)
I'll just be back here watch.
Meeoow
He's a good person, a better friend, and the best soul.
I'm sorry to tell you lion, but I'm back here.
Your not at the end, I am.