I pick happiness, but give me a few years and I might change my mind.
snow covered mountain or sunny beach?
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Klondike Kat (from the 'Underdog' and 'Tennessee Tuxedo' cartoon series)
Klondike Kat was great fun. He was always chasing a French-Canadian mouse who constantly steals food and is as 'Savoir-Faire'.
"Savoir-Faire is everywhere!"
Klondike Kat was great fun. He was always chasing a French-Canadian mouse who constantly steals food and is as 'Savoir-Faire'.
"Savoir-Faire is everywhere!"
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Why do you ask? Is something wrong with gravity where you are? I think everything is about normal weight here, not heavy or light.
If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
If making bad jokes were a crime, how many years would you be sentenced and spend in jail?
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Aphrodite the Goddess of Love.
What is your favorite time of the day?
What is your favorite time of the day?
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I hope you enjoyed playing with the new puppy, cause it gave me the chance to sneak by and win.
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I love them both, but a great apple is a little better than a great orange to me.
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke or Pepsi?
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You and your Kitten can play all you want. (I'm sure you don't mind that)
I'll just be back here watch.
Meeoow
I'll just be back here watch.
Meeoow
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"Brains" We be zombiefied!
Don't come back here unless you want to join me for dinner.
Don't come back here unless you want to join me for dinner.
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Horse
The horse is the one in the middle.
The other two are ass... isting him.
The horse is the one in the middle.
The other two are ass... isting him.
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I'm sorry to tell you lion, but I'm back here.
Your not at the end, I am.
Your not at the end, I am.
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Sorry, I don't drink coffee.
What is your favorite kind of pie?
What is your favorite kind of pie?
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I can say two good things about Rick. He's a Tar Heel and he's been married for more than forty years.
God bless you!
God bless you!
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"Love Bites (So Do I)" is the top. Halestorm!
'My Fair Lady' or 'Fiddler on the Roof'?
'My Fair Lady' or 'Fiddler on the Roof'?
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I scarred your dog away with my vicious killer dog.
Now I stand alone with only my handsome dog.
Notice any resemblance with his master?
Now I stand alone with only my handsome dog.
Notice any resemblance with his master?
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Rebel, you can rule all. I have foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as the champions of End of the Line!
And I win!
And I win!
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Did you say you were, "Sorry to ghost home your return."
I guess that ghost at your home must have scared you off,
because there is no one back here except me.
I guess that ghost at your home must have scared you off,
because there is no one back here except me.