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rolandlytle
1 month ago
0 miles · Albemarle

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What does Logan have that I don't? All he has is looks, talent, skills, personality, money, and fame.

I have VICTORY!!!
If I had a daughter, I would want here to be just like Reb. I couldn't ask for more.
My wife & I watched 'Wolverine'. That Logan guy is a real sharp fella. He comes right to the point with his cutting sense of humor. I'd hate to see him on a dance floor, the way he likes to cut in.

BTW I win. I'm just a cut-up.


The force as a Jedi. These are not the droids... I mean answers you are looking for.

Who was the best evil witch; Margaret Hamilton (from the original Wizard of Oz) or Mila Kunis (from Oz the Great and Powerful)?
I'm so sorry. You lose again.

Because I win.

The mouse with the ax is a real cut-up. (hah hah)
OK Rebel. I give up you win.

But wait I seem to be here at the end again.
I'm so good I win even when I don't want to.

Sorry I win.
Did I hear a tapping, A tap tapping, at my chamber door?
I know what is there and I won't open it anymore.
It's a beautiful maiden with a disorganized peg game outside the door.
She's looking in to see me on the floor.
Gesturing, frantically gesturing, that it's not a raven.
It's a rebel!

I win.
I'm willing to bury the hachet if you are.
If you look around the corner, I'll be right behind you.



BTW - I win
Do you need some aspirin?
I don't have hemorrhoids and it's not paranoia if they are out to get you.

If you could be any age, old old would you be?
Me too. Who is three?

I win and I will take fries with my burger, please.

SKY DIVE!!!!
A HALO jump from 20,000-30,000 feet is as good as sex.




If you could play any part in any movie, what would it be?
I would let you win, if I could, but you would resent that and would want to win on your own. So;

DREAMCATCHER --- DREAMCATCHER

I put a name down after yours. Sorry my friend. If you need help scratching, I'll be glad to lend a hand.

BTW (I win)
Alan those were so funny. When I told my wife laughed so hard she almost wet herself.

Then she said, "See I should have been charging you. We would be rich too. Where can we find an electric fence?"
I said, "I know where there is an electric fence. I'm not paying $20, but I got two bits."

My head hurts.

peak --> beak

Like a seagull has. Sailors call seagulls, rats with wings.