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rolandlytle
6 hours ago
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Did I hear a tapping, A tap tapping, at my chamber door?
I know what is there and I won't open it anymore.
It's a beautiful maiden with a disorganized peg game outside the door.
She's looking in to see me on the floor.
Gesturing, frantically gesturing, that it's not a raven.
It's a rebel!

I win.
I'm willing to bury the hachet if you are.
If you look around the corner, I'll be right behind you.



BTW - I win
Do you need some aspirin?
I don't have hemorrhoids and it's not paranoia if they are out to get you.

If you could be any age, old old would you be?
Me too. Who is three?

I win and I will take fries with my burger, please.

SKY DIVE!!!!
A HALO jump from 20,000-30,000 feet is as good as sex.




If you could play any part in any movie, what would it be?
I would let you win, if I could, but you would resent that and would want to win on your own. So;

DREAMCATCHER --- DREAMCATCHER

I put a name down after yours. Sorry my friend. If you need help scratching, I'll be glad to lend a hand.

BTW (I win)
Alan those were so funny. When I told my wife laughed so hard she almost wet herself.

Then she said, "See I should have been charging you. We would be rich too. Where can we find an electric fence?"
I said, "I know where there is an electric fence. I'm not paying $20, but I got two bits."

My head hurts.

peak --> beak

Like a seagull has. Sailors call seagulls, rats with wings.

No. Did you feel silly typing it?

Who is the best actress in TV or movies in the last decade?

Maybe Charlize Theron?

Chief


Was the very last cavalry mount on the rolls of the United States Army.

Yes you are. I can see you right ahead of me. Me and Arnold Z are back here at the end.
We win Roland is bringing home the bacon. Sorry Arnold, but this was never going to end well for you.
Is that your question? Yes it is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
I'm gonna get you a mocking bird

But if that mocking bird don't sing
I'm gonna get you a pretty ring

And if that pretty ring gets broke
I'm gonna get you a billy goat

And if that billy goat don't pull
I'm gonna get you a cart and bull

And if that cart and bull turns over
I'm gonna get you a monster named Grover

And if that monster won't make you laugh
I'm gonna get you a tall giraffe

And if that giraffe should fall down
You'll still be the nicest lady in town.