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rolandlytle
1 month ago
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No. Did you feel silly typing it?
Who is the best actress in TV or movies in the last decade?
Maybe Charlize Theron?
Who is the best actress in TV or movies in the last decade?
Maybe Charlize Theron?
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Chief
Was the very last cavalry mount on the rolls of the United States Army.
Was the very last cavalry mount on the rolls of the United States Army.
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Yes you are. I can see you right ahead of me. Me and Arnold Z are back here at the end.
We win Roland is bringing home the bacon. Sorry Arnold, but this was never going to end well for you.
We win Roland is bringing home the bacon. Sorry Arnold, but this was never going to end well for you.
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Is that your question? Yes it is.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
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I'm gonna get you a mocking bird
But if that mocking bird don't sing
I'm gonna get you a pretty ring
And if that pretty ring gets broke
I'm gonna get you a billy goat
And if that billy goat don't pull
I'm gonna get you a cart and bull
And if that cart and bull turns over
I'm gonna get you a monster named Grover
And if that monster won't make you laugh
I'm gonna get you a tall giraffe
And if that giraffe should fall down
You'll still be the nicest lady in town.
But if that mocking bird don't sing
I'm gonna get you a pretty ring
And if that pretty ring gets broke
I'm gonna get you a billy goat
And if that billy goat don't pull
I'm gonna get you a cart and bull
And if that cart and bull turns over
I'm gonna get you a monster named Grover
And if that monster won't make you laugh
I'm gonna get you a tall giraffe
And if that giraffe should fall down
You'll still be the nicest lady in town.
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It's not a sin
to be at the end
so I win again!!
No more flirting!
to be at the end
so I win again!!
No more flirting!
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Your very short victory is at an end.
Just like I'm at the end.
I win again!
Just like I'm at the end.
I win again!
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Scotsman, Englishman, is there a difference!
Oh, I find myself in the position at the end, again.
Oh, I find myself in the position at the end, again.
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I'm behind you, now. Just like an Englishman, can't get it done.
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I guess you are wrong. I just push you ahead. There is no way I can lose here. My wife says I'm the biggest behind ever. (but she didn't use the word behind)
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I'm not a charmer, but while you flirt with me.
I scoot on by. I'm at the end, you see.
Sorry young beauty, but the beast wins this one.
I scoot on by. I'm at the end, you see.
Sorry young beauty, but the beast wins this one.
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No he isn't. He was created for the Lone Ranger Radio Show back in the late 1930's so that the Lone Ranger would have someone to talk to on the radio show. Strangely enough in the Spanish dubbed versions of the Lone Ranger he is not Tonto (in Spanish that means foolish or dumb) but is renamed Toro, which means bull. Though many in todays society find the character demeaning, in the late 30's & early 40's the show was praised for having a strong intelligent American Indian character despite the obvious stereotypical behavior.
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Sorry DC I guess I was typing as you answered.
I prefer fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for expanding what I learned in that fiction.
What is your fondest memory of a pet?
I prefer fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for expanding what I learned in that fiction.
What is your fondest memory of a pet?
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Poor little dragon. Obviously your scales are hindering your vision.
I'm at the end, not you lovely lady.
Oops did dreamcatcher try to sneak by. I don't think so.
I WIN
I'm at the end, not you lovely lady.
Oops did dreamcatcher try to sneak by. I don't think so.
I WIN
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Ask a cashier if they have any bills larger than a five. If they say yes, tell them it is counterfeit. All the bills are supposed to be the same size.
BTW, I sneaked right on by and now I'm at the end.
BTW, I sneaked right on by and now I'm at the end.
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Did you here what the sweet potato said? I yam what I yam.
While you laugh I move to the back of the line. I'm at the end!
While you laugh I move to the back of the line. I'm at the end!