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rolandlytle
7 hours ago
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It's not a sin
to be at the end
so I win again!!
No more flirting!
to be at the end
so I win again!!
No more flirting!
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Your very short victory is at an end.
Just like I'm at the end.
I win again!
Just like I'm at the end.
I win again!
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Scotsman, Englishman, is there a difference!
Oh, I find myself in the position at the end, again.
Oh, I find myself in the position at the end, again.
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I'm behind you, now. Just like an Englishman, can't get it done.
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I guess you are wrong. I just push you ahead. There is no way I can lose here. My wife says I'm the biggest behind ever. (but she didn't use the word behind)
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I'm not a charmer, but while you flirt with me.
I scoot on by. I'm at the end, you see.
Sorry young beauty, but the beast wins this one.
I scoot on by. I'm at the end, you see.
Sorry young beauty, but the beast wins this one.
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No he isn't. He was created for the Lone Ranger Radio Show back in the late 1930's so that the Lone Ranger would have someone to talk to on the radio show. Strangely enough in the Spanish dubbed versions of the Lone Ranger he is not Tonto (in Spanish that means foolish or dumb) but is renamed Toro, which means bull. Though many in todays society find the character demeaning, in the late 30's & early 40's the show was praised for having a strong intelligent American Indian character despite the obvious stereotypical behavior.
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Sorry DC I guess I was typing as you answered.
I prefer fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for expanding what I learned in that fiction.
What is your fondest memory of a pet?
I prefer fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for expanding what I learned in that fiction.
What is your fondest memory of a pet?
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Poor little dragon. Obviously your scales are hindering your vision.
I'm at the end, not you lovely lady.
Oops did dreamcatcher try to sneak by. I don't think so.
I WIN
I'm at the end, not you lovely lady.
Oops did dreamcatcher try to sneak by. I don't think so.
I WIN
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Ask a cashier if they have any bills larger than a five. If they say yes, tell them it is counterfeit. All the bills are supposed to be the same size.
BTW, I sneaked right on by and now I'm at the end.
BTW, I sneaked right on by and now I'm at the end.
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Did you here what the sweet potato said? I yam what I yam.
While you laugh I move to the back of the line. I'm at the end!
While you laugh I move to the back of the line. I'm at the end!
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Thanks very much for the wonderful jokes and funny stories.
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Hi sweet lady, can you hear me behind you? I'm back here to stay. No one can get behind me.
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No my friend you are not here, you are far to the rear I fear
look behind and see me wave and grin, it's no sin, once again I win
Just as it always has been, I even brought a friend and a kin.
look behind and see me wave and grin, it's no sin, once again I win
Just as it always has been, I even brought a friend and a kin.
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Families know you better than anyone and know exactly which buttons to push to get your knickers in a roar. But we still love them.
How do you stop loving someone?
How do you stop loving someone?
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Yes, but that's a good thing. Have you seen the people they say are normal & sane.
Do you want to be normal?
Do you want to be normal?
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Alan and Dave you are both full of good humor. Chess players and trousers aren't funny until you twist the words around Alan. The stoic cowboy is an icon that you use so well Dave. Thank you both.
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I know you said you are here,
but not any more, oh dear.
I'm glad to see you, you're a dear friend.
Sorry to tell you guy; I'm at the end.
but not any more, oh dear.
I'm glad to see you, you're a dear friend.
Sorry to tell you guy; I'm at the end.
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Quote by Circle_Something
What do you call a really hot, stinky tree? A lava tree.
Great play on words!!
Does that mean that Thomas Crapper was a volcanologist? If so, did he know Leonard Nimoy?