I'm here at the end.
I Win !!!
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Thanks very much for the wonderful jokes and funny stories.
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Hi sweet lady, can you hear me behind you? I'm back here to stay. No one can get behind me.
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No my friend you are not here, you are far to the rear I fear
look behind and see me wave and grin, it's no sin, once again I win
Just as it always has been, I even brought a friend and a kin.
look behind and see me wave and grin, it's no sin, once again I win
Just as it always has been, I even brought a friend and a kin.
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Families know you better than anyone and know exactly which buttons to push to get your knickers in a roar. But we still love them.
How do you stop loving someone?
How do you stop loving someone?
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Yes, but that's a good thing. Have you seen the people they say are normal & sane.
Do you want to be normal?
Do you want to be normal?
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Alan and Dave you are both full of good humor. Chess players and trousers aren't funny until you twist the words around Alan. The stoic cowboy is an icon that you use so well Dave. Thank you both.
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I know you said you are here,
but not any more, oh dear.
I'm glad to see you, you're a dear friend.
Sorry to tell you guy; I'm at the end.
but not any more, oh dear.
I'm glad to see you, you're a dear friend.
Sorry to tell you guy; I'm at the end.
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Quote by Circle_Something
What do you call a really hot, stinky tree? A lava tree.
Great play on words!!
Does that mean that Thomas Crapper was a volcanologist? If so, did he know Leonard Nimoy?
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Wonderful Stories, CK and Dc!
My wife Liz saw me laughing and asked, "What is so funny?"
I told her, "Zebras and penguins."
"What's so funny about that?" She asked.
"The penguins were wearing sunglasses." I replied.
She looked perplexed and asked, "What about the Zebra?"
I looked at her as straight faced as I could and said, "Put on some stripped pajamas and I will show you."
I then laughed even harder. She knew something was going on so she looked over my shoulder and read the jokes.
She then smacked me on the top of my head and used some of her colorful Cajun terminology on me.
I looked up and smiled and said, "So where are your stripped pajamas?"
Liz look me square in the eyes and gave me a peck on my forehead, then she said, "If you resembled a stallion in anyway, I wouldn't want to had any pajamas on."
She smiled, turned and walked away. I sat there crushed and scattered to the four winds.
My wife Liz saw me laughing and asked, "What is so funny?"
I told her, "Zebras and penguins."
"What's so funny about that?" She asked.
"The penguins were wearing sunglasses." I replied.
She looked perplexed and asked, "What about the Zebra?"
I looked at her as straight faced as I could and said, "Put on some stripped pajamas and I will show you."
I then laughed even harder. She knew something was going on so she looked over my shoulder and read the jokes.
She then smacked me on the top of my head and used some of her colorful Cajun terminology on me.
I looked up and smiled and said, "So where are your stripped pajamas?"
Liz look me square in the eyes and gave me a peck on my forehead, then she said, "If you resembled a stallion in anyway, I wouldn't want to had any pajamas on."
She smiled, turned and walked away. I sat there crushed and scattered to the four winds.
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A great joke Dave. I liked how it related with my writing about getting older. Wait this seems familiar. Did I already....... SHIT I did it again, I think.
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A wonderful joke Dave and it fits right into the theme of getting older.
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Hi Lennard. I hope you enjoy the site as much as I do. This site is full of intelligent, imaginative, and free spirited people. From all over the world, women & men, a wide spectrum of beliefs, differing cultural & racial backgrounds, and ages from teenage to four score (and more). We have had an influx of young people lately and if you are half as good as they are you will be a wonderful addition to this community of friends. You may be open about your thoughts, just don't be mean. We never argue on Stories Space, but we do have some spirited debates. Welcome, I'm glad you are here.
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Dirty Harry (1971)
"You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away."
"You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away."
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra
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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966) by a great character actor Eli Wallach as Tuco (the rat).
Dave : Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty : Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd : Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
Marty : You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?
Dave : Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty : Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd : Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
Marty : You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?
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The Earthling (1980) tough one
"Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy."
"Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy."
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The Book of Eli.
Robin Williams: Where is God in all of this?
Cuba Gooding Jr.: Oh, He's up there. Somewhere... shouting down that He loves us. Wondering why we can't hear Him. You think?
Also (I love this speech)
Robin Williams: Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts, for your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. God, you were my life. I apologize for every time I ever failed you. Especially this one...
Robin Williams: Where is God in all of this?
Cuba Gooding Jr.: Oh, He's up there. Somewhere... shouting down that He loves us. Wondering why we can't hear Him. You think?
Also (I love this speech)
Robin Williams: Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts, for your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. God, you were my life. I apologize for every time I ever failed you. Especially this one...
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Harrison Ford. I met him at a SAG meeting in 1977 just after Star Wars came out and again at an event in Chicago a couple of years ago (2009 I think). He was the same nice regular guy despite all the fame.
If you could be great at one thing what would it be?
If you could be great at one thing what would it be?
