Wonderful Stories, CK and Dc!
My wife Liz saw me laughing and asked, "What is so funny?"
I told her, "Zebras and penguins."
"What's so funny about that?" She asked.
"The penguins were wearing sunglasses." I replied.
She looked perplexed and asked, "What about the Zebra?"
I looked at her as straight faced as I could and said, "Put on some stripped pajamas and I will show you."
I then laughed even harder. She knew something was going on so she looked over my shoulder and read the jokes.
She then smacked me on the top of my head and used some of her colorful Cajun terminology on me.
I looked up and smiled and said, "So where are your stripped pajamas?"
Liz look me square in the eyes and gave me a peck on my forehead, then she said, "If you resembled a stallion in anyway, I wouldn't want to had any pajamas on."
She smiled, turned and walked away. I sat there crushed and scattered to the four winds.
A great joke Dave. I liked how it related with my writing about getting older. Wait this seems familiar. Did I already....... SHIT I did it again, I think.
A wonderful joke Dave and it fits right into the theme of getting older.
My apology for being insensitive to my friends.
I'm here now. I win. Now, go away.
Hi Lennard. I hope you enjoy the site as much as I do. This site is full of intelligent, imaginative, and free spirited people. From all over the world, women & men, a wide spectrum of beliefs, differing cultural & racial backgrounds, and ages from teenage to four score (and more). We have had an influx of young people lately and if you are half as good as they are you will be a wonderful addition to this community of friends. You may be open about your thoughts, just don't be mean. We never argue on Stories Space, but we do have some spirited debates. Welcome, I'm glad you are here.
Dirty Harry (1971)
"You stood by me when other monkeys would have flown away."
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966) by a great character actor Eli Wallach as Tuco (the rat).
Dave : Jesus, guys, doesn't it bug you? Like thousand of people wanna be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spiderman.
Marty : Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits at all.
Todd : Maybe it's the porn tape, he doesn't have a porn tape.
Marty : You guys never saw "One Night In Spiderman"?
The Earthling (1980) tough one
"Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy."
The Book of Eli.
Robin Williams: Where is God in all of this?
Cuba Gooding Jr.: Oh, He's up there. Somewhere... shouting down that He loves us. Wondering why we can't hear Him. You think?
Also (I love this speech)
Robin Williams: Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts, for your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. God, you were my life. I apologize for every time I ever failed you. Especially this one...
Harrison Ford. I met him at a SAG meeting in 1977 just after Star Wars came out and again at an event in Chicago a couple of years ago (2009 I think). He was the same nice regular guy despite all the fame.
If you could be great at one thing what would it be?
Paris
Which do you like better, birthday or anniversary?
"I think, therefore I am" is a great quote. The exact translation from Latin is "I am thinking, therefore I exist"
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies; but a great deal more to stand up to your friends..."
J.K. Rowling in her book 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' said by Albus Dumbledore
Very good one ms. G.
sylph --- helps
sneakers
pedigree or mongrel?
"If the worms are still hungry, it's a good day"
my grandfather Roland
neat
just like Jerry. He's a neat guy.
black tie (black bow tie if I can)
What is your most irrational fear?
HERE
On a hot day there is nothing like a __________ to cool you off.
I've know him for a long time, he's a real __________.
That is terrible, we must nip this in the __________.
Sleeping, oh that's not a recognized sport; then hockey.
Would you want to live forever? If not, how long would you want to live?
Term of the purchasing agreement.
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