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Oh, the horror, the horror.

Did I really watch this on late-late-night TV or is it just the memory of a  soul-shattering, mind-altering nightmare from the lowest level of hell? If you have the nerve, read on to learn what I remember and decide for yourself .

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Here’s the deal. Seems like everyone agrees the last thing this world needs is another reality TV show, and we all know what that means. . So what about:

Celebrity DUMPSTER DIVERS

Imagine a wise-cracking, not-so-friendly group of faded Hollywood stars, washed-up pro athletes,, gone-to-fat super models, and out of office politicians all of them diving into trash dumpsters for edible food and other items which they then rush around trying to sell at backstreet pawn shops and soup kitchens.

Granted, this might not appeal to everyone, but let’s face it, in today’s TV world, bad taste is a must for success. And when it comes to tastelessness, this idea is hard to top.

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