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The man who lived in a library, Chapter 4: Potatoes and Leprachaun sandwiches

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As Jim entered the room, he noticed the Senior horse had dissappeared. The room he had just walked into was full of albino walruses excreting donkey livers.

As Jim flopped around the room, the Tall Wizard of the library appeared behind him, Screeching the words of the polish national anthem,
 
"Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,
Kiedy my zyjemy!
Co nam obca przemoc wziela,
Szabla odbierzemy!"

"Hello there wizard!" said Jim, "do you know where the doorknobs are?"

"Look inside yourself!" replied the wizard, "in the end, we are all doorknobs! Arm yourself with this knowledge, and your shall be able to conquer any task any Tall Wizard with cerebral palsy gives you!"

"Thank you for your enlightenment!" said Jim, "Now we eat!"

With that, all the potatoes and leprechauns in all the land were gathered up and blended together to make a special kind of gluten free mayonaise for the sandwich feast of the north.

Little did they know, the young, now faceless man, was watching everything they did...

NOTE: stay tuned for, "The man who lived in a library, Chapter Five: The Fate of the Senior Horse!
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