Here it is that time of year.

Oh, excuse me, let me introduce myself and my wife. I am Tom Turkey and that is my wife over there Tammy Turkey.

You would think we would love this time of year with the leaves changing and crispness in the air.

Tammy loves the cool air she says makes her feathers fluff up nicely.

We love the smell of pumpkin pies cooking but we don’t like the smell of some of our friends cooking.

We know this time of year that there could be one of us roasting in your ovens soon.

So, we will run and hide from you and no I won’t tell you were.

Why don’t you have a nice ham for dinner?

Pigs are sloppy and well they are pigs. Have you ever seen how they keep their pens?

Tammy and I won’t even go within a hundred yards of those pens, they stink so bad.

If you don’t like ham what about a nice roast beef this year?

They don’t take as long to cook and everyone loves beef.

I almost forgot about those slimy fish they make a great dinner as well.

If none of that strikes your fancy what about a nice vegan dinner. Its better for you and you don’t have to worry about putting on weight plus no tryptophan that makes you sleepy.

I hope you take Tammy and my suggestions to heart because I want to write to you next year.

We both wish you a happy and joyous holiday season.

Gobble Gobble.