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1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi

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Rising from the dust of chalk,
1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,
and 1 frigging bag of Cheetos.

Who gives a rhinoceros?
Ask the fool,
who Thomas Jefferson was?

He can't recite the Pledge of Allegiance
but he knows how many chicken wings
are in a bushel, that Peter Piper picked.

With his one tooth, he looks like Ollie Dragon
and his bottle of Jack Daniels is dry.
Jesus lives in Mexico and Rooster Cogburn is the guy.

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,
and 1 frigging bag of Cheetos.

That's all folks!
Send in the clowns,
don't bother.
They are here.

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi...
Oh Crap! where was I?  

It's all that dust,
screwing up my sinuses.

I just scribbled a new song.
Clearing my throat
I just farted cheese crackers,  

You are my yoyo
my only yoyo
you make me happy
when your string is tight

I bet the idiot can spell Harley!
I sure hope he is on medications
and his ship comes in  
but South Dakota hasn't a coast.    

3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi.
How many are there?  

What happens to the frigging clown?
I'm still waiting on clowns,
now, where the hell are they?

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.

I am not in the mood for this crap.

Now he thinks Dinah Shore was a giant lizard
and Mother Goose was Santa Claus.

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi ...
For Christ's sake.
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia," is only a song.
I don't care if it was Jethro Bodine.

*I have to apologize. I was just informed that South Dakota
does have a seacoast. I am trying to be as accurate as I can.    

Written by Adagio
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