My friend drives a small Sonoma pick-up, it's about eighteen-years-old and in great shape. One day we were going to lunch and she parked next to a huge Ford F-250. The owner looked at my friend's truck and made a comment to his wife, who snickered. Then he looked over and said to us, "Nice, but couldn't you get a real truck!"
My friend didn't bat an eye and shot back, "Sorry, I guess I don't have to compensate for any shortcomings."
I'm not sure the guy got it right away, but we left his wife laughing her butt off.