Welcome to my humble abode, my pretty.

Come closer, my pretty, let me see you.

I have something for you.

It’s better than anything you ever drank before.

Drink enough of it and you will know the meaning of life.

I can tell by your smile you liked it.

That’s right, swallow it down.

Have another. That one was just a taste.   

You really enjoy it. I can tell.

I can see you want just one more. What harm could it do?

Here you go, bottoms up.

Your eyes are red. You sure you want one more?  

Last call for you.  

What is it you ask?  

It’s beer, silly. What do you think I am, a witch or something?  

Now time to call you a cab.

Don't drink and drive this holiday season.

This message was brought to you by AAnna’s brewing company.