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Pirate 6 years ago

Don't Piss On My Tree

Not sure what to say with this one, just laugh.

Don’t Piss On My Tree “Hey! Slum dog.” “Are you talking to me?” “Yes I am, For I can see.” “Quit holding your dork. Stop taking a pee. For what you’re peeing on, Is my prized peach tree.”...