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"A short grrrrr list"

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What you are looking at, is a message stating the little rant I have written here has foul language, not suited for anyone under 18. It is also not suited for anyone who finds explicit lyrics offending. I just wanted to give everyone fair warning......thank you.

I am writing a list of things that make me grrrrr. It's turning in to a novel and raising my blood pressure. Here's the thing....I choose to let these things piss me off. So the list begins as such

1. Me. I drive myself completely mad. I am aware my feelings are the direct result of my thoughts. Well...THAT pisses me off even more! Grrrrr

2. Time. I'm not a fan. If someone tells me they are on their way, I wait for them. Until they arrive. If I am told 10 minutes, I will wait an hour. My blood will be boiling, but I still wait.

3. My real life being put on hold for any online games, social media, this place, etc. OMFG! It drives me bat shit loopy. Hang on. Just let me finish this level, this sentence, this??? Nonsense. Pure nonsense.

4. Pressed cuban sandwiches served cold. Come on. That's just gross.

5. My favorite candy store running out of buttered popcorn Jelly Bellys. It's so sad. I wish I had some right now.

6. Trying to explain myself. One of my bestest friends recently told me that I should never have to explain myself. Those who know me don't expect me to, nor should anyone else. I want to believe him but he is crazier than I am. So I still explain and get the same frustrating result.

7. Oceans. Every fucking one of them.

8. Questions. Now...this one is hit or miss. I'm cool with answering questions for someone who is looking to find answers. But "have you seen my belt?" is not one of them. Or "why do you turn left? It's shorter if you go right, isn't it?" Worst questions are the ones I have already answered. I feel like a magic 8 ball. DO NOT ask again later, thank you.

9. Liars. Crap. Such a ridiculous waste of time. I asked my admin assistant her password for her work computer so I could back her hard drive up before installing a new one. She said she didn't know her password. She lost her job. Duh.

10. This list. Now I am cranky. I hate lists. So I should be on my merry little way

Thanks for listening to my random ranting on how I rate when irate.
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