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Computer Jargon

Frustration of computer language!

My thanks to Amyjayne for her help and encouragement.

Is there anybody out there, who finds it hard like me,

To understand computers, each time I press a key?


It asks me silly questions, like would I like to sync?

Or would I like to clear my cache? If so, then click the link.


Can anybody tell me, what is a terabyte?

Is it something that will bite me? It sounds as though it might.


Every time I go online while waiting to connect.

I’m always offered cookies, which I gratefully accept.


Do I want to backup, my files onto a cloud?

My password is invalid? For crying out loud!


And while I’m on the subject, why do I need a RAM?

Don’t think I really need one, I’m happy as I am.


Please don’t get frustrated, or throw your keyboard in the air!

Take a breath, close your eyes and sit back in your chair.


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