Is there anybody out there, who finds it hard like me,

To understand computers, each time I press a key?

It asks me silly questions, like would I like to sync?

Or would I like to clear my cache? If so, then click the link.

Can anybody tell me, what is a terabyte?

Is it something that will bite me? It sounds as though it might.

Every time I go online while waiting to connect.

I’m always offered cookies, which I gratefully accept.

Do I want to backup, my files onto a cloud?

My password is invalid? For crying out loud!

And while I’m on the subject, why do I need a RAM?

Don’t think I really need one, I’m happy as I am.

Please don’t get frustrated, or throw your keyboard in the air!

Take a breath, close your eyes and sit back in your chair.