Merry Christmas to you all
How festive are you feeling?
Are you enjoying the Christmas lights,
and decorations on the ceiling?
Did you wake up bright and early,
and rush out your bedroom door?
Or did you drink too much last night,
and wake up on the floor?
Whatever your current condition
you must enjoy the festive cheer
For those of you with hangovers
Just have another beer.
Eat, drink and be merry
indulge in those mince pies
unwrap that awful Christmas jumper
fake smile and act surprised
Is it your child's first Christmas?
Yeah, you should have just bought a box
Grandad's, Uncle's, walk around proudly
in those Christmas novelty socks
Just have fun, enjoy the day
Use mistletoe for Christmas kisses
But most importantly, remember this
It's not just Mum's job to clean the dishes.