I once bought a bag of chips
A big ol’ bag all bright and yellow
I opened the bag with a pair of snips
So little inside I was one unhappy fellow.
I saw a pie I really wanted
A nice big box to hold it all
I ripped it open completely undaunted
And found a pie so pathetically small.
I ordered a tool from an online shop
It took forever to come in the mail
What I got made my jaw drop
Someone needs to go to jail.
I needed a shirt and saw one so cool
But when it came it fit like a dress
Now don’t I feel just like a fool
I wear it anyway I must confess.
I had a girl I loved more than life
I felt so lucky that we met
It turned out she caused me too much strife
It’s better that I get a pet.
Packaging is a trick of the eye
You always believe you are getting more
All you can do is hope and try
To find what you are really looking for.