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Uncool, Uncouth, Uncaring

Tags: satire, whimsy, un-

Some people are unbelievably uncivil

Treated with politeness, you respond with sheer disdain,
Spewing forth drivel, sanctimonious and inane.

Rude, demanding, belligerent and sassy —
Ungrateful, unkind, decidedly unclassy.

Your actions are summed up
by words that start with 'un' —

Uninspired, unmannered,
Uncalled-for, unprogressive —

Unwise, unashamed,
Unpropitious, unsuccessive —

Unfaithful, unintelligent,
Untruthful, unimpressive —

And now I must stop (although this is rather fun);
In writing about rude people, I shall not become one.

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