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uses blacklights for lighting in his house
CSI are me..
is afraid of loud noises so he wears slippers all the time..
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sneaks opened cans of sardines in safety deposit boxes of people he doesn't like at the bank he works at
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Sneezes on his own food.
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Tricked Talia into believing that cake is slimming food to boost the sales of his cakeshop.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Thinks his dates find it endearing when he shoves crayons up his nose and pretends he's a walrus..
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Thinks his dates find it endearing when he shoves crayons up his nose and pretends he's a walrus..
They do! And then they call the guys with the white van and the straightjacket.
DC hasn't caught one single dream yet in his life long career, other than his own, but he still believes he will soon succeed with his new and improved dreamcatchinator (with selfdestruct button)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Good news and bad news.. good news.. I caught my first dream.. bad news.. it was Paul's.. yeesh.. I need a shower...
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Dream Catcher wears aluminum foil on his head thinking his dreams can't be stolen
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Shotgun uses DC's superstition to sell him two wagonloads of aluminum foil
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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fell asleep in a satellite dish and had his dreams broadcast globally
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Lives down the street from Al Franken and calls him uncle Franken.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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fell asleep in a satellite dish and had his dreams broadcast globally
Haha SG
Plays Al Sharpton backwards looking for hidden meanings
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sings the Beatles Abbey Road Medley in reverse order
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Likes listening to me sing
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Shotgun loves your version of "I've been carrying a torch for you for so long it's burnt a hole in the middle of my coffee table"
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Quote by Shotgun011and got the highest ratings since the invention of television
fell asleep in a satellite dish and had his dreams broadcast globally
Dreamcatcher still hasn't figured out, how the butterflies escaped, when he used his mother's knickers as a butterfly net
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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uses dupont raindance car wax to shine his head
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Is no longer allowed to come near forested areas since he farted in a national park once
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Smuggles bananas from Mexico to sell on the black market
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Was frightened once when a stranger jumped out from a misty place.....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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sleeps in civil war themed pajamas
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Likes to hide in the meat section of the grocery and make piggy noises when someone picks up a package of pork chops
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Her favorite line in history is: Let Them Eat Cake
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Rebel was a Nelwin extra in the hit film Willow.