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The evil scientist behind all those computer programs, that gather human intelligence, so she can take over world domination.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paulus is one of mine and Rebels minions to help us achieve world domination.

Kiera thinks she's the best wii bowler on the planet .
Quote by Kiera
Paulus is one of mine and Rebels minions to help us achieve world domination.

Do I get my own continent to rule?


AJAX hopes to become the general in the minion army Rebs and Kiera are building in their secret lair
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paulus won't admit it but he sleeps with a stuffed minion
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
SG won't admit it, but he sleeps with a stuffed onion . . .
Talia sleeps with a red comforter
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
SG locks all his closets before going to sleep so the boogeyman can't get out.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
at times when he gets in a pool he acts like a clown fish
wears a bikini when she takes a bath
Prefers cayenne to spice things up
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Is still wandering around Schiphol Airport, looking for his boarding gate.
gypsy has a crystal ball and can accurately predict the past with it
Quote by ginger86
gypsy has a crystal ball and can accurately predict the past with it


Haha Ginger! I love this!


Ginger wears a bathing cap and nose plugs in public, and tells people they are the latest from Dolce & Gabbana
Talia has season tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
SG goes around telling people he IS a Harlem Globetrotter . . .
She actually is a Harlem Globetrotter.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Roland once tried to pay his taxes with lollipops.
AriesDragon was the one, who convinced Roland, that he could pay his taxes with lollypops
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
AriesDragon was the one, who convinced Roland, that he could pay his taxes with lollypops


It worked for me...


Paulus is now trying to figure out what flavour the tax man prefers...
Aries once claimed she could talk to dragons and ended up fleeing for her life
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Shotgun ties up the deli counter asking for tastes of everything.
in school talia was voted most likely to be married with 10 children by age 30
Ginger always believed harem was another word for girls dormitory
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul has a tattoo of Dolores Umbridge on his bottom
Kiera was fired from Victoria's Secret for taking what she called free samples when it was stuff she needed to restock the shelves
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by Kiera
Paul has a tattoo of Dolores Umbridge on his bottom


And how does Kiera know this?


Shotgun hijacks pizza delivery cars.
talia actually prefers chocolate milkshakes
ginger loves white ginger ice cream
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan