pretends to be a ferocious feline, but is in fact a little duckling, dressed up as a ninja kitten  
   If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"  
    He thinks he's a old man but is a young man dress up as in a old man outfit :P  
      Had a really tough time finding a gi that small.  
      Likes to run the middle of the street wearing a robe yell like a mad person of the past  
      Love to dance and sing in the rain  
      Wears roller-skates to bed so that she can get off to a speedy start in the morning...  
      She fly on her witch broom every morning to get the newspaper  
      doesn't actually read stories about ghosts  
      She has no funny facts, just sweet and lovely facts.  
   You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.       Love to be high in the sky  
      wears hello kitty jammies every night  
      She likes to add ginger to her cup of warm milk before bedtime  
      Spits at the sound of the word 'sneeze'...  
      He burps like a baby when he see a babys sipping cup