He is an opera singer and practices his high notes in a china department in the mall.
He is constantly breaking the crystal with his high notes...
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he hides in public toilets waiting for the right person.
Are you Mr. Right... I mean Miss. Right?
Mysteria is a mystery no one can solve
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She wears her socks inside out and outside in
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was once involved with Mysteria in running a prostitution ring
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Was once in a ring of shotguns
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Frighten Casper once.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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She took on the Evil Queen in a duel as the Wicked witch of the west
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she snorts when she laughs
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When she passes gas, flames shoots out her bottom
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andy always rides his bicycle backwards, not concerned where he's going,more interested in where he's been
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Andy once launched himself into space with a bunch of helium balloons whilst wearing an Arsenal Helmet and jean dungarees.
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Kiera wears her shirt up side down and inside out
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When she passes gas, flames shoots out her bottom
He loves to stand behind me when this happens
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I have heard she is a Dragon tamer but may require some assistance. 
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Puts his Christmas tree upside down.
That way he can get more gifts under it.
That way he can get more gifts under it.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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He's Santa's evil twin 