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Fortunately despite this minor miss hap his application has now been successful
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Quote by ginger86
unfortunately i thought kk said super glue, not wax, but the skin will grow back soon

You two are dangerous for men...

Fortunately that stem cell therapy still works so the skin regenerated fast
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately Paulus, you don't fully realise the depths of iniquity those ladies are capable of sinking to. They will stop at nothing, there are no dirty tricks they will not employ, bribery, corrupting judges and policemen (or women) to get their own way. They even accuse me, - ME! of being unable to fulfil my obligations!
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Fortunately, I am easily bribed, and have joined with Kiera and Ginger in accusing CD of being unable to fulfill his obligations. K and G, please submit payment in the undisclosed amount per our agreement to: Talia Russell, c/o Stories Space.
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Unfortunately Paulus, you don't fully realise the depths of iniquity those ladies are capable of sinking to. They will stop at nothing, there are no dirty tricks they will not employ, bribery, corrupting judges and policemen (or women) to get their own way. They even accuse me, - ME! of being unable to fulfil my obligations!


Awww Frank its our own personal way of saying we love and adore you

Unfortunately Talia I am a bit strapped for cash right now so Just half inched CD's Wallet..Will £50 suffice for now its all he has in here...Unless you accept doner cards?
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Unfortunately for the three ladies, I am aware that CD and me are the intended victims of their evil conspiracy to make us their household slaves and countermeasures are in place.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately we do at least feed our slaves.

Hey Paul
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Unfortunately, my wife objects to my submission into slavery

Hi Kiera
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately she is easily bribed and no longer minds once I hand her a fifty pound note.
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unfortunately the money we got from cd was counterfeit so we may have to bail out pauls wife from jail
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Fortunately Paul's wallet was stacked with Euro's which we used to bail his wife out of jail after I pinched it.

Hey babes
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Unfortunately for KK and Ginger, the police are now going to arrest them for passing counterfeit money, which is such a serious offence that they are to come up against a stern unbribable, incorruptible judge and will be going down for twenty years and will he unable to cause any more havoc to innocent men on here.

Hi girls. xxxxx
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Fortunately Kiera and Ginger were tipped in time to make a hasty escape and they arrive in Mysteria, where they will be safe.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately, the Wonderland Fantasy Control Authority, under who's auspices Mysteria operates, have agreed to a request to return the criminals to face justice in the area in which the crime was committed.
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fortunately paul is the judge in our case and feels that two, such sweet girls could never do the things you accuse them of and holds you in contempt of court for liable and defamation of character
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Unfortunately I'm grumpy this morning, so I'm considering a heavy penalty for CD
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately for CD, judge Paul is very corrupt, and CD has a very thick wallet
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Unfortunately, judge Paul was already payed to impose a hefty fine (which of course will flow into the judges pocket as well)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Fortunately, Paul can't count very high, so his idea of a hefty fine is the biggest number he knows.. 11 euros..
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Fortunately, Paul can't count very high, so his idea of a hefty fine is the biggest number he knows.. 11 euros..
Thanks

Unfortunately for CD, someone taught judge paul that hefty requieed at least three zeroes directly following the highest number he could think of, which brings the imposed fine to 11000 euros.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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fortunately me and my kk can teach you to add bunches more zeros
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Unfortunately for all involved, especially CD, who parted with a fair amount of genuine cash, Paul decided enough was enough, and went on holiday to Tasmania, funded by CD's generosity, leaving the women in jail and CD considerably poorer.
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fortunately for me and kk, ad was in the cell with us and entertained us with the exploits of her pet dragon
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Unfortunately, CD has now decided that enough is enough and has brought the big boys in. He has enlisted the full fore of international law agencies, including Euro Bobbies, Keystone Cops, International Rescue, the Sergeant from Little Witteringham and 124 troop Boy Scouts from Upper Snoddinghton, who have kindly postponed heir bob-a-job week to join in the man hunt, (or woman hunt) to bring the dastardly criminals to justice.

Hi Ginger.
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fortunately they were so inept they used our avatars to hunt us down and arrested the wrong people

hi cooldaddy
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Unfortunately they felt so bad for bringing in the wrong people they became depressed and cried, especially the boy scouts.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Fortunately Ginger had a large stash of icecream and cookies which helped making everyone happy again, especially the boy scouts.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Unfortunately I cooked the cookies and now everyone is not so happy and has indigestion...except me and Ginger who ate all the ice cream.

Hi Paul
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fortunately my kk is fixing pizza for all

hi beautiful
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Unfortunately, CD is so depressed at the failure of his international force to apprehend the criminals that he is contemplating on leaving this sinful world and retiring to a nunnery, where the kindly nuns will take pity on his poor broken soul and shelter him from the diabolical machinations of those heartless hussies take a delight in tormenting him for their own amusement.

Hi girls.