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Thanks for figuring out the coffee maker Sara! I'd love a cup.
So I made mashed potatoes in the crock pot for the first time ever. They came out tasty, and with good texture, but they are...grey. They look like ectoplasm. So I'm getting a lot of crap about it this weekend. Any hints from the cooks out there?
Critiquing all day today, so no writing. I have a whole book to finish critiquing by the 1st. Yikes.
Coffee and a procrastination-shaped cookie please.
Dude, by far the best way to creamy mashed potatoes is a pressure cooker first, but boiling with lots of salt, more than you’d expect, it okay. Pressure cooker is way better. Only russet potatoes. Thems best for mashed. The pressure cooker actually dries the potatoes too. Now the fun part.
Use a ricer, you know, that metal contraption that squishes things into long, narrow noodle like strands. No more lumps. Then, add a warmed mixture of melted, unsalted butter and milk, not cream, but milk. 2% or whole is best. This mix returns the moisture back to the tators. If dine right, the potatoes will be a thick, soupy mess, but that’s what you want. You then use a electric hand beater for about two minutes. It not only whips those bastards to fluffy glory, but they are creamy AF. Add some salt and pepper to taste. Best. Mashed. Potatoes. Ever. You can add some garlic to this mix too, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Best. Ever. My daughters favourite. Never seen a kid savour anything not ice cream like her and this.
Off to make some Peña Coladas. Just cuz I can and I’ve got the ingredients.
Bring on the next comp! Well, a hint, at least. Chances are, we’ll need to wait until January.