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when i was a kid i believed in santa claus, jesus, fairy tales, and true love. i'm so very happy i never grew up
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When I was a kid, I loved to play baseball and go fishing.
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
I thought I could actually get to Narnia through my wardrobe if I just wished hard enough. I spent hours in there pleading with Aslan!
And I was terrified of The Toilet Wolf. If you sat on the toilet too long, he'd run up the stairs inside the toilet and GET YOU!
I thought I could actually get to Narnia through my wardrobe if I just wished hard enough. I spent hours in there pleading with Aslan!
And I was terrified of The Toilet Wolf. If you sat on the toilet too long, he'd run up the stairs inside the toilet and GET YOU!
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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Only if you'll take the rest of it, too!
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When I was a child, I thought you could decide what size boobies to have (surgery was not something I was aware of). It was a big shock when mine turned out to be enormous, after I'd already chosen to have little ones.
awwww daisy, i think they got ours mixed up. i wished for the big uns and mine are small
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Only if you'll take the rest of it, too!
Come, come ladies - I'm sure there will be plenty of your charms to impress those of us devoted to the study of such things (ahem!)
When I was a kid, I thought there really was a man in the moon. Imagine my horror when Neil Armstrong landed on his nose!
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When I was a kid, I was so enchanted about life, I thought I would always be that way without struggle. I am still enchanted but most of the rest of the world seems to be disenchanted and out to destroy mine.
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When I was a kid I thought that adults were free and happy.
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When I was a kid, like in 1st grade, I thought that the teachers lived in their classroom. 
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When I was a kid, I thought a Brunette was a Tea Strainer! (Brew Net) 
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"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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When I was a kid, I thought everyone had horses, because there were like 4 other riding stables around our horse farm.
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When I was a kid I thought I was related to goats.
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When I was a kid I thought that everyone else was Catholic too, and that even girls had penises!
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When I was a kid... I thought Leave it To Beaver was the way all families were... just not mine...
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When I was a kid, I thought babies were really was made of sugar
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When I was a kid, I thought Santa Claus was real. 
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I'd be a veterinarian.
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When I was a child I thought if you undid your belly button your bum would fall off.
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When I was a kid I thought 20 was old and 30 pensionable!
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When I was a kid, I thought babies were really was made of sugar
Naaaaah! They are made of jelly Mr B .. everyone knows that
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When I was a child I thought if I stayed in the bath as the water wend out I would be sucked down the plughole.
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When I was a kid, I thought ALL people were kind.
👑Magic Cookie FAIRY 🍪
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When I was a kid ,I thought .... I thought babies came from the stork.
🎃A spooky good time. https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/childrens/scamps-adventures-12-a-halloween-tale 🎃
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When I was a kid... I thought everyone else's family was just like the families I watched on TV shows, and mine was the only one different.