Granted. But now you are addicted to running marathons.
I wish that noise outside would stop
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TaliaRussell
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Shotgun is arrested for doing the "bump" like 35 years too late. Oops, wrong thread. But since I am here, here I will stay 
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Likes to hide in the meat section of the grocery and make piggy noises when someone picks up a package of pork chops
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Ouchy ouchy Paul. Now apologize to SK and let me hang out here 
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Granted, but this is sounding awfully familiar
I wish I was ready for bed
I wish I was ready for bed
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Fortunately, I have a self-enacting force field shield that makes me wholly unaware of any and all male measuring contests
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Arrested for having a distractingly beautiful avatar
Arrested because this city has pooper scooper laws
Ajax is arrested for modeling his invention of the worst leotard EVAR
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Again, fortunately, watching the donkey tail measuring contest from a safe distance away
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Unfortunately, the drugs are still in the experimental stage and not covered by insurance so they are costing him a bloody fortune . . .
Hi Kiera and Ginger!
Hi Kiera and Ginger!
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When I was a kid, I thought that silver was called gold, because it was so much prettier. Don't ask. 
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Banned for being right. I may have banned you for that once before, but, oh well.