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No way - I just learned he thinks chocolate shakes are better than vanilla. I need to go find me a man with some sense!!!
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TaliaRussell
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Banned if I can't have a vanilla milkshake with my Happy Meal.
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Almost everything on my favorites list, although I have not had the opportunity to see all of them five times.
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Currently surrounded by an almost empty can of ginger ale, lukewarm iced coffee, and a cold can of Diet Coke
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Let's party at the end of the line for Talia's birthday
Yay! Happy Birthday to me!!
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Hoe do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, wired to a bunch of computers?
I give up.
Alan
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that understands everything
That Alan thing is very clever. It took me a few to figure it out.
I don't know the second one.
Percival
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is served up for dinner
Hey, Paul is good at this! Percival is a good one, too.
I would say the guy with no arms and no legs served up for dinner is "Emil" (a meal)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at the edge of a precipice?
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Fortunately, I am here, at a good distance away, and merely reading this thread on my computer . . .
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Granted: really warm, and humid, and buggy.
I wish I could have a hug.
I wish I could have a hug.
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Arrested for having a car so dirty that the neighborhood declared it a blight.
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(So does Kiera, I'll bet.)
Granted: you become such a cooking sensation that all the other top chefs put out a collective hit on you, and you are forced to live incognito in Quonset Hut somewhere in Nebraska in order to save your own life.
I wish I could go home - I am tired.
Granted: you become such a cooking sensation that all the other top chefs put out a collective hit on you, and you are forced to live incognito in Quonset Hut somewhere in Nebraska in order to save your own life.
I wish I could go home - I am tired.
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Banned because he won't grow his hair out and let me put it in a pony tail.
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fell asleep in a satellite dish and had his dreams broadcast globally
Haha SG
Plays Al Sharpton backwards looking for hidden meanings