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TaliaRussell
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Depends upon how well I knew and liked my date.
If I really liked him, and it was a booth, it is fun to sit next to him.
If it was a first date, I would rather sit across.
Either sex: Do you like to wear jewelry?
If I really liked him, and it was a booth, it is fun to sit next to him.
If it was a first date, I would rather sit across.
Either sex: Do you like to wear jewelry?
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Quote by NoxQuote by TaliaRussell
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?
Jules!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without transportation?
Trying to trick me with all these foreign names: Joaquin!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
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Arrested for kissing feet and stealing stilettos . . .
SK's secret stash
SK's secret stash
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Jack
What do you call a man with no arms and legs under the bed?
(Think years ago)
Dust bunny?
Seriously: Bogey?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?
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Now that I have beat Alan, I am really going to bed. I promise.
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Acton
[Edit: Not sure how I got Acton here - I must have been looking at the wrong page. Sorry!]
[Edit: Not sure how I got Acton here - I must have been looking at the wrong page. Sorry!]
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Banned until you cheer up. I suggest a visit to my popular: "What do you call a guy . . .?" thread and have yourself a few laughs. Come back and I will ban you for being in a good mood . . .
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I am going to bed now. I hope the table is clean enough for you. I know you will be here (Paul!) the moment my back is turned.
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I don't get Hebert . . . .
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lifts your car?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lifts your car?
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Granted: but now it is too warm to wear your cute new Canada Goose coat and Ugg boots
(Oh! Silly me! (hitting side of head with heel of hand) That would have spoiled my wish, not yours!)
I wish I did not get so much junk mail.
(Oh! Silly me! (hitting side of head with heel of hand) That would have spoiled my wish, not yours!)
I wish I did not get so much junk mail.
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Having something frozen, along with chips and candy I stole from the meeting today!
How much of a tip do you usually leave at restaurants?
How much of a tip do you usually leave at restaurants?
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Goes surfing using an ironing board
I knew a kid who went down a snowy hill on an upside down ironing board, using the stand for handles.
Thought the shredder was a fax machine
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Dougal?
Able
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?
Justin
HA ha. that's great.
What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?
Barry?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?
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brings cake and coffee
where's the brownies?
CAKE, coffee and brownies for all of us!! And this is MY spot!