Sean?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves?
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TaliaRussell
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Quote by paulus
Arrested for trying to steal the shoes I was wearing
She didn't arrest me
Based on the timing, I think Paul snuck one in there while I was composing what to arrest SG for. Paul is ALWAYS sneaking in somewhere or other . . .
Now SG is arrested because he caused me not to arrest Paul.
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You guys figure that piano stuff out. I will sneak in here.
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I am almost tempted to let Aries get in here because I like her GIFs. 
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I was going to have him arrested for spelling Louboutin correctly, as SG does not strike me as a "metro" type of guy. However, I see it was spelled correctly above, and therefore cannot fault him therefor. So, SG is arrested for using a trampoline to peek into his neighbor's window.
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Shotgun is asleep. I should be good for like, the next 15 minutes, until Paul finds me.
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Granted: but your new boss is The Donald!!
I wish Paul would let me stay at the end of the line for like, an hour.
I wish Paul would let me stay at the end of the line for like, an hour.
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Quote by NoxQuote by TaliaRussell
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
Bob!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who got scratched by the cat?
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Banned because -- wait a minute -- did someone say CAKE???
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It seems to me that some of my works now have fewer votes than they did previously. Is that even possible? Can someone who voted on your work go back and "unvote" it? I looked in the FAQs and on the stories themselves, and did not see anything that covers the subject.
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Quote by NoxQuote by TaliaRussell
Whoosh!
Stuck drawer
Wedgie.
That hungry feeling you get at 3:30 in the afternoon.
That was REALLY funny! You are very clever!
Peckish.
Trying to keep ahead of Nox.
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Wrote the foregoing before he was fully awake. Or before I was fully awake.