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TaliaRussell
2 weeks ago
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I frequently dig in my purse when I can't find something, and it bugs the hell out of me.
Do you DVR lots of shows and then feel stressed out when you have a lot built up that you haven't watched?
Do you DVR lots of shows and then feel stressed out when you have a lot built up that you haven't watched?
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Quote by SweetKing126
Scared you know how he takes his coffee.
Don't worry, Talia, I have informants.
Arrested for being too darn hot !!
King: Arrested for peeking at my thermometer
Shotgun: Arrested for burning Kiera's bagels
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Granted but at midnight you find yourself emerging from a pumpkin in your underwear
Wish the power would stay on
I hope it is my good underwear, otherwise, I have had nightmares like that.
Granted, and now it is light wherever you go and you can't sleep.
I wish I had more guest parking.
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The wind stops, and you are surrounded by doldrums, forever and ever
I wish I was invited to the ball
I wish I was invited to the ball
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, covered in mustard on a bun? Answer: Frank! hahahahahah
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she wants to drink in the Napoleon Court Complex in the Louvre
(But I cannot abide cognac)
Dogpaddles in the bathtub
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Summarizing
Wearing socks with holes because they won't show
Wearing socks with holes because they won't show
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When I put gas in the car yesterday, it stopped at exactly $56.00. Wow. What are the odds of that? And no, Nox, not literally.
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Paul, Paul, the ubiquitous, ever-watchful Paul. Just when one of gets all comfy . . .
