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Arrested for failing to rewind VCR tapes. And for owning a VCR.
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TaliaRussell
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Arrested for singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds while getting an MRI
(Little does he know, I would be arrested for singing. Period.)
Arrested for eating all the charms out of the Lucky Charms boxes.
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Arrested for being late to a meeting in the Napoleon Court complex at the Louvre
Come on, that's only an infraction.
Arrested for shampooing and rinsing, but not repeating.
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Arrested for not savoring the taste of a good cup of Kona coffee.....second charge was to put sugar in same cup.
Scared you know how he takes his coffee.
Arrested for smuggling hot dogs in buns into Seahawks games . . .
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what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal
I think you are intended to find a man's/boy's name here
so Brian maybe, still has brain, but twisted
Let's see: this could be: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs who thinks he knows everything? Answer: Brian!
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Quote by paulusQuote by TaliaRussellOnly with people worth the effort
You are such a stalker, Paul!
And yes, I'll move aolng, but I'll take the end of this line with me
Double post, but I have to thank Paul for being so charming as he takes my place . . .
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Ever Lose Faith - Sting
Computer clicks, but smiling.
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Banned for not having sufficiently recovered from the collective recoil
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Come on people!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of the door? Answer: Matt!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of the door? Answer: Matt!
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Banned because now I want pizza for breakfast. Where is Kiera when you need her, anyway?
