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TaliaRussell
2 weeks ago
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I'm thinking what I could possibly come up with that would be more outrageous than what I expect you have done in real life. Hmmm. Arrested for hiding in a stall in the ladies' room at the deli and scaring old ladies who go in to powder their noses.
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I'd like to know why autocorrect thinks I am ok with a last minute camel.
You should check with Paul - he likes to send obscene texts and blame them on autocorrect!
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Granted: but no one sells leaded gas, so you just have to sit in it in the driveway.
I wish I had not hurt someone's feelings.
I wish I had not hurt someone's feelings.
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There were a number of teachers I had, looking back, who were not the nicest people. I had one jr. high English teacher who used to throw candy to the kids he liked. I was not one of them. I also went head-to-head with him when I wrote a story about a girl whose radio fell into the latrine at camp, which was based on a true story. He lambasted me for it, and I remember sitting in the principal's office with him while he told me how disgusting it was. In retrospect, tho, I find the whole thing not that upsetting. Asshole.
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Quote by NoxQuote by meredith
Looking at Colors_of_the_Wind signature the only word the comes to mind is : Hasenpfeffer
Nom nom nom.
That's three words, Nox . . .
My word is: consternation
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Quote by paulusQuote by TaliaRussellsecretly loves those messages
Sends obscene text messages and blames them on autocorrect
Good comeback, Paul!! Touche!
Roland: Is known to create need so he can help people out . . .
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Granted: Now you don't talk at all.
I wish I had more crepes to eat.
I wish I had more crepes to eat.
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Reading magazines in the supermarket check-out line
Reading magazines in the supermarket check-out line
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Sends obscene text messages and blames them on autocorrect
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When I was a kid, I would ask "How did they put the holes in the Swiss cheese?" this was the subject of ridicule for years!!
Haha Suzi - you and the cheese and me and the coconuts!
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Sorry to disappoint. I need to keep an eye on the lot of you.
