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Quote by Shotgun011
she filled her sink with mud and planted grass
He tried to convince me I needed to hire a gardener to take care of it.
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Banned because a mustache thread discriminates against women. The ones without mustaches, anyway! 
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Here is another silly game, but it can get creative: it is based on the jokes that begin: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs . . ."
There are the simple ones: Ques: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?" Answer: Art
And the more imaginative ones: Ques: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs, in a breadbox?" Answer: Olaf
So, see what you can come up with. I have had loads of fun at cocktail hour with these.
There are the simple ones: Ques: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?" Answer: Art
And the more imaginative ones: Ques: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs, in a breadbox?" Answer: Olaf
So, see what you can come up with. I have had loads of fun at cocktail hour with these.
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Granted: And you hate everything they have to say, instead of just not understanding.
I hope the drain unclogger guy does not leave mud all over the place.
I hope the drain unclogger guy does not leave mud all over the place.
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For needing curlers in his hair before he went on a date.
Hi Shotgun!
Hi Shotgun!
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You seem to have developed a stutter, Paul. I'll wait while you go have that checked out.
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Granted - but you wrote in Swahili and you have no idea what you wrote.
I wish my sink was not clogged.
I wish my sink was not clogged.
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Banned for being a brilliant writer. And for wearing mismatched socks. (There - that ought to do it)
Hi Shotgun!
Hi Shotgun!
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Busted by the fashion police for not knowing it is now ok to wear white after Labor Day 
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Quote by meredith
She was arrest continuously for singing "Je dis que rien", Micaela's Aria from Carmen at 3 in the morning at Denny's.
Hey, I am not the deli criminal.
Was arrested for doing the Macarena. Period.
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Was arrested for being a serial salt shaker top loosener (interestingly, most of his crimes take place in delis)