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A Bubbling Pit of...

Inspired by a conversation with Kitten

A bubbling pit of shit,
you shouldn't go near it,
but there was this tit,
who went near it.

Curiosity was written upon his face,
so he took up his mace
and peered upon the waste.

His nostrils were filled with it,
"Poo, it really is a pit of shit!"
He said as he gazed upon the pit.

A hungry hawk flew above,
"Mmm, I'm sick of dove,"
the hawk licked his lips,
and flicked out his tallon tips.

With a swoop,
he headed towards the pile o' poop,
his eyes wide, his breath held,
the human peered into the shit which welled.

Mr Hawk let out a squawk,
and before the man could run,
the hawk pierced his bum.

The curious man let out a yell,
and if you heard him, you could tell,
it wasn't merely from the smell.

Hungry Hawk
nommed upon Curious Human flesh
he relished it, for it was fresh.

So if you see a bubbling pile of shit,
I beg of thee, don't go near it,
lest you end up like this twit!
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