I often wonder:

If I became

A celebrity,

Would you admire me?

If I became

Filthy rich,

Would you be my friend?

If I became

A best-selling author,

Would you read my books?

If I became

A schoolteacher,

Would you learn from me?

If I called you

Crying in the middle

Of the night,

Would you pick up and answer?

If I were

An ü ber-nerd,

Would you hang out with me?

If I moved away,

Would you come visit me?

If I was in need,

Would you be there

For me?

If I won a contest,

Would you celebrate with me?

If I died tomorrow,

Would you miss me?