I wish I was a little flea. I'd bite you every minute. I'd have a nibble, here and there, and take such pleasure from it.

Perhaps, I'd nibble on your ear...crawl in and out the drum.

Perhaps, I might get tired of that, and nibble on your bum!

I would sleep upon the hairs, growing on your chest. Oh, lovely to be snug and warm...Underneath your vest.!

I would sit upon your lips. Perhaps implant a kiss? 

If I was a little flea. I would live a life of bliss!

Yes! It would be fun to be a flea, and enjoy a nibble, or two, but I'd only ever want to be... A flea who lives on you.

To travel up and down your spine, and give a little nip. I promise not to drink your blood, well...Perhaps a little sip?

If I was very naughty. I could nestle in your thong? But if you had eaten cabbage I would not stay there very long.

Yes: It would be fun to be a flea.

Now where am I going with this? I think I have forgotten...

I want to be a little flea, sitting on your BOTTOM!

Ah! Bliss.