There’s a kitten in the corner

In my bathroom, by the shower

He’s the cutest little fella

Sitting near the big gorilla

And the rabbits make my day

As they turn and hop away

Through the grasses and the trees

Just as happy as they please

And the church just down the street

Looks like something that should tweet

While the pepper, cut in half,

Is enjoying a great laugh

But my husband rolls his eyes

Which is really no surprise

Because all the things I told ya

Are just signs of Pareidolia