There’s a man with an ostrich,
he’s got it on a lead;
he’s taking it for a walk!
I shouldn’t gawk.

Now there’s a hawk
and he’s going “squawk, squawk!”
He coming at me.
Woop, there goes my knee!

The man with an ostrich,
he’s got a cannon now.
Ka-pow! Ka-pow!
Ooft, fuck, shit, OW!

For fuck’s sake,
now there’s an owl!
“Have you seen the news?”
Then he goes for a snooze.

We’re in a blender.
Life over.
Return to sender.
I’m a clover!