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uses kitty grass in the salads he makes
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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For not share his kitty litter with me.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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known to raid gardens looking for spinach
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Once tried to blow up a bus, but burned his mouth on the exhaustpipe
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Uses sheep shears to clip his mustache
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Uses sheep as make-up remover pads
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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wears an afro wig to keep his head warm
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Aries is really a Sagittarius.
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She's not the Stig, but she is his English Female Cousin....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Acts as Stonewall Jackson on 4th of July
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Is addicted to hopscotch and Chinese jump rope
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Has a beautiful golden box under her bed, where she hides the hearts she has stolen...
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Has a beautiful golden box under her bed, where she hides the hearts she has stolen...
They were given to me, fair and square.
Won't weed his garden because he feels bad for the weeds
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Has a telescope dedicated to watching beauties strolling though the woods
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Goes mushroom hunting in winter
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Quote by Shotgun011And finds them too
Goes mushroom hunting in winter
Waves a waterpistol and claims it's a shotgun
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Goes surfing using an ironing board
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Goes surfing using an ironing board
I knew a kid who went down a snowy hill on an upside down ironing board, using the stand for handles.
Thought the shredder was a fax machine
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Wrote the foregoing before he was fully awake. Or before I was fully awake.
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wears a different coloured wig each day
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dream't he was eating marshmallows and when he woke up, his pillow was gone...
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buys her nail polish by the gallon!!
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Keeps using all my nail polish on his toe nails
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Keeps all possible shades of pink in store to accomodate the insatiable nailpainting lust of Dreamcatcher
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"