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Quote by ginger86
talia actually prefers chocolate milkshakes



Gasp! Scandal!!



Shotgun likes his ice cream best when it melts and refreezes
Talia loves Mocha milkshakes
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Shotgun can't resist the urge to tease ladies by dropping icecubes in the back of their necks
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paulus smokes the weeds that grow in his backyard
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Shotgun is addicted to the smell of the blue portapotti liquid
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paulus drinks sterno as a liqueur (actually can be drunk and known as "squeeze")
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Owns the worlds only 11-Gauge Shot Gun
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Lives in an igloo in Alaska and is sugarbabys next door neighbour.

Hey Meredith
Tried repeatedly to make her own igloo out of icecubes while on vacation in Hawaii

Hi Kiera! Sorry about your igloo(s)
Likes to go boogie boarding in the desert
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by Shotgun011
Paulus drinks sterno as a liqueur (actually can be drunk and known as "squeeze")

Sorry for braking the rules of this thread, but this is not only far from funny, it is incredibly stupid. Sterno contains denaturared alcohol. Denaturated alcohol is poisonous. It can cause problems ranging from blindness to death. Claiming that it is suitable to drink is inviting people to kill themselves. Only a desparate alcoholic would drink that stuff
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
paul is actually a nice guy and really starting to like him
Ginger is the reigning world champion funny faces
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Paul likes to wear his underpants on top of his trousers, in true superhero style
Bought snow shoes and as never even touched snow!!
Snoop makes snow shoes for importing to Kenya.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Meredith wears snowshoes in bed
Alan doesn't have a bed. He has a perch, halfway up a 400ft sheer cliff. He has to climb 200ft up that wall, to go to bed, and still wonders, why no girl would share his bed.
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Has posters in his bedroom about things that should not be drunk.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Has a lot more info about what is in Paul's bedroom than he really should.
Quote by rolandlytle
Has posters in his bedroom about things that should not be drunk.
mainly sailors on those posters....



Has offered the use of his sailors cap as a landingfield for helicopters, but was rejected, because his head was too small
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
is constantly challenging his sham-wow
Still has posters of Elvis in her bedroom.

She's so sweet, she'll give you cavities. Lol
Don't look her in the eye she will turn you to stone.
Unlike most girls, when Kiera was a teen she liked a well executed "J-Turns".
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Has a tattoo of his avatar on his bottom
Quote by Kiera
Has a tattoo of his avatar on his bottom


That she knows about the tattoo, or is that just scary.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
talia buys up all the girl scout cookies in town, then dressing in her old girl scout uniform, she goes out and sells the cookies at a huge profit.