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Can swear fluently in seven different languages, including Klingon!
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Hey Andy... Soen my verbrand; busu maatako yangu; embrassers mes fesses; Kus mijn knot; Leck mien am Arsch; Besa mi culo, puto; oh yes and Kiss my Butt. and no, I don't know Klingon

he likes to dip little girls hair in ink wells... he brings his own ink wells
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He is the result of the secret relationship between Tarzan and Cheetah.
ginger86
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she loves playing strip solitare
AriesDragon
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She thinks a crunchie is something we tied our hair up with, in the 90's
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and ad thinks they are not
AnnaMayZing
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She thinks Gingerbread is something she should put in the toaster for breakfast!

Hi Ginger!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna thinks bunny slips are cutie baby bunnies

Hey Ms. Anna
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Anna thinks bunny slips are cutie baby bunnies

Hey Ms. Anna


Erm... Aren't they??

Hi Brian.

Didn't you say that Kitty Litter is the discarded wrapper from a Kit-Kat?



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna dance about in her dragon outfit sings "Puff the magic Dragon"

Hi again Ms. Anna
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GR can play the national anthem - through his butt!
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He always plays the 'dame' in the village panto and particularly likes playing the fairy god mother
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She wears her shirt upside down outside in
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Can pick his nose - with the toes of his left foot!
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He actually knitted his own jumpers from the left wool donations to 'War on Want' circa 1970.
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Is a founder-member of the International Krankies Fan Club and Appreciation Society (apologies to non-Brits...)
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still buys his clothes in the boys dept. at sears
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Has been banned from every branch of 'Toys R Us' due to his habit of playing with every single toy in the store...
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Has a lifetime ban at Chuck E. Cheeses for being upset he can't play all the games
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Due to his propensity for creating disturbance at Women's Institute meetings Shotgun is under court order to be supervised by a responsible adult whenever he is within a one mile radius of any group of women...
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andy once mistook preparation h for toothpaste. couldn't whistle for a month
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Ginger played with a lighter and set the sun on fire
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I scared kitty while he was shaving, now he has a huge bald spot.
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Lovely SugarBaby has an unusual talent: she can detect simpering b.s. a mile off
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He loves the crochet trousers he got for christmas
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Everyone calls her Sweet Angel because of her dragon wings that she wears on her back biggrin
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He invented un-breakable, un-stretchable, ultra cool looking glasses... then lost them
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To save money and laundry costs rbo developed a range of 'long-life' underwear that needs changing only once a week...
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He has an overly large uvula.
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He's so clever that he put the fox in "Foxy Lady"