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Hey Andy... Soen my verbrand; busu maatako yangu; embrassers mes fesses; Kus mijn knot; Leck mien am Arsch; Besa mi culo, puto; oh yes and Kiss my Butt. and no, I don't know Klingon
he likes to dip little girls hair in ink wells... he brings his own ink wells
he likes to dip little girls hair in ink wells... he brings his own ink wells
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He is the result of the secret relationship between Tarzan and Cheetah.
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She thinks a crunchie is something we tied our hair up with, in the 90's
and ad thinks they are not
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She thinks Gingerbread is something she should put in the toaster for breakfast!
Hi Ginger!
Hi Ginger!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna thinks bunny slips are cutie baby bunnies 
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Hey Ms. Anna
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Anna thinks bunny slips are cutie baby bunnies
Hey Ms. Anna
Erm... Aren't they??
Hi Brian.
Didn't you say that Kitty Litter is the discarded wrapper from a Kit-Kat?
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna dance about in her dragon outfit sings "Puff the magic Dragon"
Hi again Ms. Anna
Hi again Ms. Anna
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GR can play the national anthem - through his butt!
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He always plays the 'dame' in the village panto and particularly likes playing the fairy god mother
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She wears her shirt upside down outside in
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Can pick his nose - with the toes of his left foot!
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He actually knitted his own jumpers from the left wool donations to 'War on Want' circa 1970.
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Is a founder-member of the International Krankies Fan Club and Appreciation Society (apologies to non-Brits...)
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still buys his clothes in the boys dept. at sears
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Has been banned from every branch of 'Toys R Us' due to his habit of playing with every single toy in the store...
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Has a lifetime ban at Chuck E. Cheeses for being upset he can't play all the games
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
- Bob Dylan
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Due to his propensity for creating disturbance at Women's Institute meetings Shotgun is under court order to be supervised by a responsible adult whenever he is within a one mile radius of any group of women...
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andy once mistook preparation h for toothpaste. couldn't whistle for a month
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Ginger played with a lighter and set the sun on fire
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I scared kitty while he was shaving, now he has a huge bald spot. 
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Lovely SugarBaby has an unusual talent: she can detect simpering b.s. a mile off 
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He loves the crochet trousers he got for christmas
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Everyone calls her Sweet Angel because of her dragon wings that she wears on her back 
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He invented un-breakable, un-stretchable, ultra cool looking glasses... then lost them
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To save money and laundry costs rbo developed a range of 'long-life' underwear that needs changing only once a week...
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He has an overly large uvula.
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He's so clever that he put the fox in "Foxy Lady"