Quote by gillianleeza
They finally paved our road this afternoon. The whole thing makes no sense. The state is doing the paving, but the county has been replacing water lines, and the utilities are being put underground. Why would you pave roads that are still being dug into? Typical bureaucracy; no one talks to anyone else. Sigh...
So, Fred and Dave have breakfast together every morning at the same café, sitting at the table by the window.
They're sitting there one morning when a city truck pulls up, two guys jump out and dig a hole in the verge by the sidewalk, When they've finished, they toss the shovels in the back of the truck, mount up, and roar off.
The next day, nothing happens – the hole just sits there, a mound of dirt next to it.
The third day, another city truck pulls up, two guys get out with shovels, and start to fill the hole in.
Fred and Dave are more than slightly confused, so wander out to where the crew is and ask, "What's going on? Why did two guys from the city come and dig this hole, and now you're filling it in?"
One of the guys stops, leans on his shovel, and says, "We're planting trees for the city."
Fred looks at the partially filled hole and says, "But there's no tree in there!"
The guy looks at him as if he's simple and says, "Look, buddy, there are three crews, one to dig the holes, one to plant the trees, and a third to fill in the holes. We're the third crew, see?"
Fred looks at Dave, Dave looks at Fred and shrugs, "But – no one came to plant a tree!"
The guy looks exasperated, "Of course not. Henry and Carl were off sick yesterday!"
And he goes back to filling in the hole…
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There doesn't have to be a reason for it. It's policy – and it's absolutely the same in Toronto, so you're not alone in your frustrations, Gillian!