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Haiku Cries for Help

Tags: haiku, humor

Written for a funny 5-7-5 poetry contest. I have to pick one. Please feel free to opine.

On Housework
(A poetic emotive grunt.)

I hate housecleaning.
Doing windows is a pane.
And vacuuming sucks.


Of Men and Wind
(A portrait of a primeval relationship.)

When wind roars heed it.
When wind brings the rain rejoice.
If wind breaks exhale.


The Submissive Husband
(A celebration of obedience.)

I am your love slave
I exist just to please you.
Go clean the bathroom?

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