Strawberries, My Lady,
that's what you taste like tonight
Strong, alcoholic strawberries.
It makes me smile,
you smell and taste different
each time I drink of thee!
Vodka: people think you taste...
bland but strong,
or like drain cleaner.
Oh, how wrong they are!
You're a complex Lady,
My complex Lady
and I love to drink of thee.
Straight, of course. No ice, either!
Ice! What an abomination in spirits,
especially spirits of your caliber,
Lady Vodka, gimmie a kiss!