Gimmie a line
and I’ll make it shine.
Gimmie a mine
and I’ll make it bine.

Wait, what? I’ll make it bine?
Time I end this rhyme,
Or else, I fear, it will ‘come a crime,
Don’t whine.

Just mime,
Shuddery shudder,
don’t dare mime,
you’ll scare me totally out my mind.

Was that last line far too long?
I don’t care, take a bong!
Dong.
Key.
Kong.

Y’okay, I’m off,
Wanna toff...
...Ee?