I am a normal modern male in search of a new mate.
I use the social media to get myself a date.
My web page shows my smiling face with brown hair neatly cropped.
(In life I am completely bald; the pic is Photo-shopped.)
I tweet that I’m called handsome by a lot of different folk.
(But if you want to Skype and chat I’ll say my cam is broke.)
My Facebook says I cycle, run, and like to box some rounds.
(That’s true but I can’t do too much. I weigh 400 pounds.)
At tagged dot com I am a grad who posted mostly A’s.
(I actually was a fast dropout who lasted twenty days.)
Hireme says I oversee the work of fifty-four!
(By watching workers from my window on a higher floor.)
Per match dot com on Saturdays I love to walk and cuddle.
(Most Saturdays I’m found face down near some bar in a puddle.)
But girls will still call or send texts to meet for lunch or tea.
(Boy are they then mortified when what shows up is me!)