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Of Love and Peristalsis

"A man recalls the incredible night when mutual love was released."

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Silently we touched in bed.
I offered you my shoulder and you laid down your head.
I celebrated the smell of your skin and your hair.
I thanked god Himself that you were there!

And then for the first time it became quite clear.
I realized what a treasure you were, my dear.
I knew because of what you did and did not do.
And I knew that I was totally in love with you.

What soon unfolded was a magical event
that was profound yet innocent.
Spontaneous acts of humanity
that made you forever precious to me.

For suddenly I disturbed our peace
with a powerful protracted flatulent release!
But odorifically overwhelmed you were not mad.
Nor were you disappointed or sad.

You turned your beautiful face to me
and caressed my cheek quite tenderly.
You stared intently into my eyes
and you flatulently parried as you parted your own thighs!

Though breathing became difficult in our lover’s cot
it was then that it became our sacred spot!
We had made the most infamous yet intimate share.
We both had accepted the ultimate dare.

And now at night we lie peacefully.
Our spirits and bodies relaxed and free.
We have no fear or apprehension.
Our love cannot be shaken by sphincter extension.
Written by rantingsenior
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