I hit the sack with some old witch
I figured had to be quite rich.
But she flew out when I ran out of candy.

Then I was tricked by this young brat
who dumped me for a big black cat.
She told me that he treated her just dandy!

Next I made a young girl sigh
by eating her whole pumpkin pie.
She stole my cash and played me for a fool.

A ghostly senior my next pick,
then a skeleton babe who was anorexic
and looked like some emaciated ghoul.

But all-in-all I can’t complain.
I would do it all again.
I was simply searching for my queen.

After all that’s what you get
when you are in a strange mind set
and stalk and troll for chicks on Halloween!