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...when Donald Trump is not only considered a legitimate candidate for the Presidency, but he's the frontrunner!
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...when Donald Trump is not only considered a legitimate candidate for the Presidency, but he's the frontrunner!
That is not just bad... now I am expecting a zombie-apocalypse too!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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...when Donald Trump is not only considered a legitimate candidate for the Presidency, but he's the frontrunner!
I might add to this my displeasure with Clinton and Sanders both taking "personal" shots at each other. Just wish the would "stick with issues".
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I might add to this my displeasure with Clinton and Sanders both taking "personal" shots at each other. Just wish the would "stick with issues".
I had hoped at least they could be adults.
You know things are bad when You break your finger and do not realize it for three days because it did not hurt worse than the rest of your body.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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You know things are bad when Rolandlytle comes rolling into town on his hotrod 
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When MaryRuth unfriends you!
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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You know things are bad when you find your dog hiding under your bed and nothing appears to be wrong or out of place.
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Bright lights outside your house wake you up. You realize it's Jim Cantore doing a live feed for the Weather Channel
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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your beloved feline walks across your keyboard deleting a portion of a short story you'd been working on. 
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You know things are bad when Anna ask for a cup of sugar 
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You know things are bad when your grocery list is more exciting than your latest story.
Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?
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The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?
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You know things are bad when you go to the library and realize you have watched at least 75% of the DVDs they have on the shelves and they ask YOU what they need to order next .
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You know things are bad when you it's raining cats and dogs
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You know it's bad when they call for freezing rain and you see a Zamboni drive down the street.
Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?
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The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?
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You know things are bad when you see an ape walking down the street in tights :O
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You know things are bad when you hear people say they agree with Putin (or is that too political}
Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.
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You know things are bad when Elizabeth's not around
Concluding chapter (16) of THE HIGH AND THE HUMBLE in situ.
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You know things are bad when Sara is too laid up to make cookies. 😕
Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?
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The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?
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You know things are bad when Sara is too laid up to make cookies. 😕
Awwww Ape .
When the person running to the store for you brings you diet Coke inside of regular Coke
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You know things are bad when Sara is too laid up to make cookies. 😕
Awwww Ape .
When the person running to the store for you brings you diet Coke inside of regular Coke
Actually, that would be my order, but I get it. I prefer sugar to aspartame, too. My doctor has other ideas, though
You know things are bad when you're dancing in the streets over a minor victory.
Sonja did not have a cat. So why was this one making itself at home in her house?
Calico Cupid - Summer Love contest entry
The metal singer made Brenda an interesting offer, but was her interest in the music ... or him?
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You know things are bad when your grocery list is more exciting than your latest story.
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You know things are bad when Elizabeth's not around
You know things are bad when this is the nicest thing anyone has said about me for a very long time.